Notices by GentleMan Gef (secularjeffrey@ohai.social), page 2

RFK is giving the rest of us with brain worms a bad name.

I have an idea for a #StarTrek anthology series:

"Prime Directive"

One or two episode stories about all the places where the #PrimeDirective was broken.

New actors for each story and rotating directors.

See how the cultures were affected by their interactions with Kirk et al.

The Grackle is one of my favorite birds. While they are interesting to look at, I just like saying #Grackle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_grackle

I know the Irish and the Scots are famous for their whiskey, are there decent whiskeys made in England?

I have disregarded instructions my entire life

Can I get mine with extra gluten please? I'm a glutton for gluten.

I would like to announce that I am eligible and available to be Vice President. #HarrisGef2024

My crack staff are warming up the Toot Machine to start the Tooting day

#TimeToLogIn

Time to snuggle!

This appears to be a civilized vomitorium.

Might negate the need for a “hair holder”

The first Pivot To Video fail?

I love a good mystery!

This cat has EVERYTHING!

@RickiTarr

Alien. I’m so longing for bodily contact that a good face hug sounds nice right about now.

Nuts are full of microplastics

My balls are so full of microplastics I can barely store any pee in them.

My brainworm is my only friend.

Regular sunglasses are safe for viewing the #eclipse if you wear enough of them

Upon reflection I used a safer method to view 23% #eclipse in Oregon

Might be clear enough to see my 23%

https://www.usatoday.com/story/graphics/2024/03/19/what-time-is-solar-eclipse-interactive-map/72747827007/