Since "both sides are the same," I very much look forward to Biden/Harris refusing to send aid to Florida until the locals swear a blood oath.

@multiverseofbadness Please report back on the taste.

"The group chat is active every day, and it's probably blowing up right now, guys." I can’t.

Emhoff shouting out his parents as the only people "who think Kamala is the lucky one to marry me" is so…what a "yup, Jewish parents" moment. 💀

Ok but the DJ knew what was up during the roll call. Also lost my shit over Wendell Pierce getting to speak when we got to Louisiana. Finally got to a point where I could take a break on what I was working on tonight just in time to hear something about a "great state of Maryland" and prepare to hear from the Obamas soon.

What a bizarre sense of…is this hope???…I have.

Oh, but Michelle Obama is really throwing shade at the "wringing our hands" that recently happened, huh.

Good.

“Who's gonna tell him that the job he's currently seeking might just be one of those Black jobs?” !!!!

Oh, we're stealing *all* their gimmicks back.

"...that has always made America great."

"Something wonderfully magical is in the air, isn't it?" -- Michelle Obama

"There is simply no time for that kind of foolishness."

"If they see a bad poll — and they will — we gotta put down that phone and do something.”

!!!!!!

"They are still only human. They are not perfect, and like all of us, they will make mistakes."

"This is up to us — all of us — to be the solution that we seek."

☕️ 🫖

“Yes, she can."

I see Barack saw his friend Joe passing torches and said, "hey! Me too!”

“I've noticed that, since it's become popular, they don't call it Obamacare no more."

💀

"...even if I am the only person stupid enough to speak after Michelle Obama.”

The balance President Obama is trying to strike right now on certain things without naming them by name…

People with no sense of nuance or understanding of how foreign policy works won't pick up on it and will probably throw tantrums if they do.

Goyim stop telling Jews what is and isn't Jew hate challenge

Zou Jingyuan: Absolutely shocked he didn't hold onto that dismount and, not only that, but he also had his chest way down. That, and I'm *pretty* sure I saw him move just a *tiny* bit more than in qualifying at a couple points in the routine? Seems fake.
#olympics #gymnastics

Punkie and Molly both leaving SNL…is Bowen next?

Is AT&T having trouble, or is my phone just being a little bitch