aaron (fireborn@dragonscave.space)'s status on Sunday, 11-May-2025 20:46:44 JST

QEMU is amazing.
QEMU is powerful.
QEMU is the most nightmarish, under-documented, user-hostile hellstack you’ll ever love to hate.
It’s like vi and sed had a baby that speaks binary, communicates only in flags, and will boot your OS if you can decipher its riddles fast enough to stop it from self-destructing.
It is everything great and terrible about Linux condensed into one program. It’s an emulator. A hypervisor. A debugger. A self-inflicted injury. And a perfectly accurate simulation of how much it sucks to try and understand computers.