@Aleums @vriskommunism i can get so close but i'm not quite there
i can turn it into an enchantment but i haven't quite gotten it to be an aura
i'm trying to figure out if there's anything weird i can do with mutate and, maybe a temporary clone effect, to animate the sword and copy its rules text onto another creature that has useful rules text, then turn that into a non-creature enchantment... but even then if i can't make it into an aura it falls off when SBAs get checked