Joseph Nuthalapati :fbx: (njoseph@social.masto.host)'s status on Sunday, 05-Jan-2025 16:46:48 JST

Every time I tried writing Go, I felt like Rob Pike is watching over my shoulder grinning and saying "I made this language for stupid programmers like you".

I hate Java developers because they spend decades writing Java alone and never even try other paradigms. But I don't hate Java the language or the amazing JVM. Honestly, the JVM is an engineering marvel.

But Go, I feel like Go hates me. The rabid gopher woke up and chose violence.