@f0x @Decayable @Sui @pwm hath dine been begest under a limestone? the future is INDUSTRY, my dear friend and rival. your artisanal crafts hold no edge against our great meme factories.

You make me CACKLE, for you think the Empire has STOLEN the genuis of the Grand Vizier and Imperial General Mintsan.

He has been a loyal friend of the empire from the start, back when we were just a humble village by the river Chiber (Chog Tiber). He has brought this great Empire new channels of commerce through the i2p and Tor oceans, as well as the strongest and most cunning Ched Naval Force to stop spam pirates and resist the wiles of the Pleroma. We have BESTED the most powerful foes, like Daniel Stevens from Ontario Canada the Terrible, and Matty "Niggercrew" the Coward. we bring FEAR into tyrannical trannies souls', across the entire pediverse...

FORFEIT NOW. YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST HISTORY, FOR WE HAVE CONQUERED THE PAST AND HAVE CLAIMED THE FUTURE.