Albert ARIBAUD ✎Lucky are you, then, that your name was not unusual enough to be a subject of mockery in schoolyards! (1)! Or if it was, that your found a less combative way to handle critics.
Poor Bergamote was not so fortunate; and the rest, of course, is comical hyperbole, turning school ruckus....es? into epic battles.
(1) Full disclaimer: my rather rare first name was occasionally mocked, but not as much as my last name, which is pronounced [like the well-known Haribo sweets maker.
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