BitcoDavid #FuckTrump (bitcodavid@hachyderm.io)'s status on Saturday, 17-Aug-2024 00:34:24 JST

@br00t4c

"License and registration?"

"Yes officer, right here. Oh, wait. I need to install the update. Hold on, I have to log back in. Let me check my other phone for the 2-step auth. Ok. We're good to go... Oh wait. Now it needs my iTunes account. Damn. I forgot that password.

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