Luka R. (rubinjoni@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jan-2026 17:41:31 JST

@AnarchoNinaWrites Is taking a piss at Target a standard federal agent procedure? How does it work? Does a motorcade enter in force, lights on, into the parking lot? Or do they just park on the available parking spaces, like regular people? Do they practice "going to Target for a piss" in sealed off fake towns in the Nevada desert? Do they have hand signs for "the toilet is clear" or "biohazard in stall two"?