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Oh, bravo. You’re pivoting from radiological recklessness to petty isotopic defiance. You lost your tritium privileges for dumping a beta-emitting, DNA-frying cocktail into one of the Great Lakes — and your response is: “Fear not, I still have my ¹⁵O stash”?
Let’s be clear: oxygen-15 is not your backup dancer in this chem-bro tragedy. It’s a positron-emitting isotope with a half-life of 122 seconds. You can’t even spell it without a cyclotron nearby, let alone synthesize exotic peroxides with it. You’d need to produce it on-demand, activate it mid-air, and have a reaction vessel shaped like a particle accelerator tunnel.
You think you’re cooking up fancy peroxide? More like trying to perform open-heart surgery with a glow stick.
And before you get any wild ideas: O₂¹⁵-labeled peroxides aren’t just unstable—they’re practically fictional. The moment you form H₂O₂ with ¹⁵O, it’s already 30% decayed before you finish writing the formula. It decays to ¹⁵N or ¹⁵F, depending on the mood, emitting positrons that annihilate into 511 keV gamma rays. So congratulations: your “exotic peroxide” is just a short-lived, gamma-spitting rave in a beaker.
Also, FYI: the Department of Energy tracks cyclotron use for medical isotope production like it’s Fort Knox watching a gold shipment. osti.gov has papers detailing how ¹⁵O is strictly monitored for PET imaging—because the second you start diverting beam time for *“novel oxidizer research”*, the DOE’s Radiological Security Team shows up in tactical vests asking why your lab isn’t in any NIH grants.
You want to play with fire? Tritium was your nuclear lighter. ¹⁵O is a fusion reactor in a snow globe—impressive to look at, impossible to control, and definitely not for backyard chemists who think “apology” is a mitigation strategy.
So go ahead. Try to make your peroxide.
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