@mavalalkujuuu @sicp

> - the mastodongers, who stopped reading at "fediblock" and immediately started sperging out about how much gamer words and/or the mere mention of kiwifarms triggers them;

I should expect it but I am always disappointed.

> - the redditors, who ask for tl;drs on a site that's supposedly dedicated to... discussing articles, presumably after reading them?

It's the "presumably" part that gets Orange Reddit in trouble; most of them read the first paragraph and then ask questions that are answered in the body of the text.

> - a stray diaper sniper, who complains about dem pesky hysterical people not letting them enjoy cheese pizza in peace by reporting it the very next second, all because it happens to be illegal!
> "hysterical people like you report it the next second"

Ha, that guy. Yeah, he was also concerned that everyone understand that there were no false flags, for some reason. Anyway, if I manage to give the diaper snipers the impression that I'm paranoid and have a hair trigger, this is the best outcome.