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Dear #Abyss Screamer,

We're excited to advise that when your Abyss Screaming Subscription renews at the end of the month, you'll be automatically upgraded to the latest AI-enhanced abyss.

#AI enhancements to the Abyss include:

- Analysis of scream levels and volume with feedback of screaming techniques that you may wish to consider in future.

- Insights into other common screaming techniques.

- A summary of your scream.

Additionally, if you're feeling time constrained, you can ask the Abyss to scream into itself so that you can keep working.

We're certain you'll find our new AI Enhanced Abyss an exciting addition to our Abyss portfolio. Please keep in mind that your Abyss Subscription will increase by $15 per month to take advantage of these new features.

For concerns or comments, please scream into the abyss.

[The abyss is not monitored and you will not get a reply.]