There's a guy I grew up with in our +90% White Oklahoma town, who's a few years younger than me, that has spent the last 25 yrs living in a delusion that he's a "rapper". Like he actually thinks he's a professional rapper. Puts out "albums" and the whole thing.

He has gray hair now and a snow White beard. He looks like he should be at a tractor pull or maybe a football dad or something. But then you hear him speak and it's "Shih gnome sane thass wassup fo real" etc..

For probably 2 decades now there he is, every couple months on Facebook, posting his "raps" for 18-32 views. Now looking like a middle aged version of Bobby Hill.

It's the most cringebarrassing shit you can imagine.