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@IndyStar_Unofficial Oh yeah, I forgot. A tornado touched down in my mother's front yard last month, uprooted a (big fucking) tree, and tossed it on the roof. +

Not either of the neighbor's yards, nooooo. Just hers.

+ I may have to go back and fix the roof before my cousin does it (wrong)++ and I have to go back to commit homicide.

++ I've been roofing since I was seven. Might know a few things.