“Why do your windmills have keepers? Surely everything can be remote monitored, and you could helicopter in a technician at need? I see you’ve even got a landing pad on the turbine top already, just above those windows, which are kind of adorable now that I think about it.”
“Oh yes, it costs more to build in the keeperhome, but the rent covers the extra cost. The deliverpad would be needed either way, of course”
“Wait, rent?”
“Oh yes, the keepers are tenants, not employees. I mean, we do pay them if we need things done but, as you say, that’s not often”
“And people sign up for this shitty deal, do they?”
“My Thude, there is a waiting list to rent a keeperhome. There are netsites where people post their swooshtoks and argue over whose turbine has the most relaxing sound.”