I got home from work and told my roommates ‘wanna hear a super queer story? My friend officiated her ex-girlfriend’s wedding!’
They said, ‘oh, I just went to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding. With my girlfriend.’
I thought about this and said, ‘my wedding witness, in a country I have never lived in (NZ), was my ex-girlfriend’s current girlfriend’s ex-girlfriend!!’
We are all ex-girlfriends.