@mischievoustomato
Adam: God
God: yes, Adam?
Adam: Why did you make her so beautiful? She's so distracting. I can't stop looking at her. I can't stop thinking about her. This is really annoying. Why make her so beautiful?
God: well, Adam, I made her beautiful so that you would love her.
Adam: oh.
Adam: well thanks, I guess.
Adam: bot hey, God
God: yes, Adam?
Adam: why did you make her so dumb? She's so dumb. She talks all the time and it's just nonsense. She doesn't understand why I do things. She goes around poking bears. She's a hassle sometimes because she's so dumb. Why make her so dumb?
God: well, Adam, I made her that way so that she would love you.