I've updated the SSH movie player!
ssh ansi.rya.nc (to watch Sneakers) or ssh rickroll@ansi.rya.nc (to watch a hit music video), both with subtitles.
If you have issues with things looking garbled, I've added a way to check your terminal info if you have problems. Please run ssh debug:terminfo@ansi.rya.nc and share the string and what software you're using with me. Success reports are also useful!