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Upon a time, once, my friend David & I, tripping balls, decided to have a manliness contest. It involved several feats, including drinking a whole bunch of grapefruit juice, which we both hated. We kept tying, or anyway breaking into mad laughter, before the finish of each round.

Finally, in the dead of Ohio winter, we went outside in the snow, wearing only shoes and underpants, and engaged in an epic swordfight (using broom handles).