Me, months ago: "omg, wow, Mike Stackpole backed the orcs for two signed hardcovers!"
Me, now: "Okay, gotta ship Stackpole his books."
Me, picking up pen: "Just sign it and move on."
Me, writing in hardcover book: "OMG MIKE STACKPOLE YOU'RE A REAL WRITER I LOVE YOUR BOOKS THANK YOU SO MUCH I'M NOT WORTHY"
Me, looking at book: "Dammit." <throws book on scrap heap> "Let's try this AGAIN..."