Psychiatrists studying autism in children, screaming "STARE INTO MY EYES. HOLD IT....HOLD IT, KEEP STARING."
*30 seconds later*
"That one looked away and screamed, just like the others. Well then, yet another autistic child. I say, they can't hold eye contact for even half a minute, and they're bothered by certain auditory stimuli. Nurse, why do you suppose this diagnosis is getting more common?"