America (Sam's Version)Reporter: 'Who should be the next Pope?'
Trump: 'I'd like to be Pope.'
GOP: 'All Hail Pope Trump MMXXVIII !!'
The media: 'You won't BELIEVE what he just-'
Shut up. Shut the fuck up with all this 'you won't believe' bullshit. We are PAST the point of unbelievable. Nothing is off the table. He could invade Greenland tomorrow. 🇺🇸
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