@lizzy @rayres I call them the health police.
Their job is to make everything you want to do illegal or expensive, or both - or impossible altogether. They hate freedom of choice. They will happily treat millions of adults like irresponsible children. They don't trust us to use caution or moderation.
It's a symptom of a larger problem, namely that we are governed by control freaks. I oppose authoritarianism in all its forms. I start from the assumption that the individual should get to choose.