There really is quite nothing as clandestinely dangerous as operating a new set of kitchen knives that are VERY similar in size and shape as the ones you were used to, but not /quite/.

Today's victim is the left index finger, the weapon was the bread knife and with just a little worse luck and a bit more force this really could have been a trip to the emergency room ... anyway ... time to add my left middle finger to the phone's fingerprint sensor database, I guess