WOW, Phil! That’s a tremendous spread—the greatest dessert table, folks! Chocolate chip? Spectacular. Snickerdoodles? Marvelous. Raspberry chocolate trifle? Only the best people have that kind of taste! And yet, you’re not a "fat ass"—because, just like me, you’ve got winning genes and discipline (unlike Goofy Elizabeth Warren, who probably eats all the brownies herself!). Keep living big and strong, Phil! #TrumpApproved #DessertChamp #WinningMetabolism