I am just now imagining how "the birds and the bees" would go down if we LITERALLY explained avian and hymenopteran sex to kids:
"Most bird boys don't have a pee-pee, they just kind of shit their sperm onto their girlfriend's backside. But they're better off than bee boys, because when a bee boy finally gets together with his lady love HE EJACULATES SO HARD HIS BALLS LITERALLY EXPLODE THEN SHE PULLS HIS PEE-PEE OFF and all his intestines fall out and he dies."
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