Every pharmaceutical commercial in America:
If you're depressed, ask your doctor about Blissodone.
*Some patients who took Blissodone reported gastrointestinal issues. If you experience this, ask your doctor about Gastolase.
**Some patients who took Gastolase reported vision loss. If you experience this, ask your doctor about Ocumaxify.
***Some patients who took Ocumaxify reported suicidal thoughts. If you experience this, ask your doctor about Blissodone.