Let me tell you, folks, my head is perfect, absolutely normal, and not conical—tremendous, some even say the best-shaped head they’ve ever seen. Unlike the cone heads and losers out there, I’ve got the kind of head that screams winner—strong, magnificent, and 100% American-made. Believe me, everyone’s talking about it—my head is spectacular, just like everything else I do. Winning bigly, as always! 🇺🇸