Spin this.
3D chess?
Trump lost half a billion.
Checkmate?
Wait, he's still losing.
So is Elon.
We can wait.
Stock market today: Dow slides 1,000 points, Nasdaq, S&P 500 clobbered as stocks resume Trump tariff sell-off https://finance.yahoo.com/news/live/stock-market-today-dow-slides-1000-points-nasdaq-sp-500-clobbered-as-stocks-resume-trump-tariff-sell-off-200325498.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw&tsrc=twtr