1. STOCK MARKET IS FAKE, U.S. REAL ECONOMY IS THAT OF A BOMBED OUT COUNTRY

2. OUR OWNERS WANTED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS KINDA SORTA BECAUSE IF RUBBER HITS THE ROAD THE STATE OF REAL ECONOMY WOULD NEGATIVELY AFFECT THEM.

3. HOWEVER, THEY HAVE BEEN PROVEN INCAPABLE OF ORGANIZING THE ACTION THAT WOULD LEAD TO BUILDING UP THE REAL ECONOMY.

4. OUR OWNERS FURTHER USED FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS AS SOME WEIRD, SCLEROTIC AND DEMENTED PROBING ACTION, TRYING TO DETERMINE WHETHER THEY CAN JUST "MAGIC IN" THE CONDITIONS FOR BUILDING UP THE REAL ECONOMY.

THIS WAS CLEARLY DONE IN AN UNPLANNED AND UNMEASURED WAY. THEY DIDN'T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN. WHEN BAD THINGS STARTED HAPPENING, THE ACTION WAS IMMEDIATELY WALKED BACK

5. THE WALK BACK IS BEING PRESENTED AS A GREAT VICTORY
HOWEVER, OUR OWNERS LOOK LIKE AN UNRELIABLE, ERRATIC, AND RETARDED TRADING PARTNER ON THE WORLD SCENE, AND EVERYONE IS NOW GOING TO SET UP SOME SAFETY MEASURES TO TRY TO INSULATE THEMSELVES FROM ANOTHER RETARD MOMENT.

THIS WILL REDUCE DEPENDENCE ON THE U.S., REDUCE OUR OWNERS' BARGAINING POWER AND LEVERAGE ON OTHER COUNTRIES.

BECAUSE A GREAT DEGREE OF U.S. FAKE PROSPERITY IS PREDICATED ON THE WORLD RESERVE CURRENCY STATUS OF USD, THE REDUCED DEPENDENCE WILL RESULT IN A LOSS OF PROSPERITY.

OUR OWNERS WILL ABSOLUTELY PASS THIS DOWN ONTO US, REDUCING OUR LIVING STANDARDS EVEN FURTHER.