Trump: These tariffs are nonnegotiable. Take your medicine!
Other Countries: wait for it...
Trump: Countries need to negotiate something reasonable. I don't care about the market.
Other Countries: Wait...
Trump: OK, I'll drop the tariffs just buy our #FossilFuels . Everyone's kissing my a$$
Other Countries: almost...
Trump: OK, I'll "pause" all the tariffs. Well, not China cuz they retaliated
China: wait for it...