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Couple nights a week, spouse (JK) takes a med that makes him snore. On those nights, I sleep in the guest bedroom downstairs. He comes down to kiss me goodnight

JK: You're very leaky tonight

Me: Oh... honey. No

JK: No what?

Me: Just no

JK: What?

Me: Honey, I'm 7 years post-menopause and we're coming up on 30 years together. Damp would be ambitious. Leaky is out of the question

JK: What?

Me: What?

JK: You had leeks for dinner. Your kiss tasted very leeky