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Remember, kids: if you work hard, save your money, invest prudently, keep that rainy day fund around and remember that you're saving for the long term, then you can lose more money in six hours than both your parents together made in the best years of their lives because a bunch of ignorant racist shitheads in an entirely different country elected an illiterate bankrupt game-show-host huckster to their highest public office and there won't be a damn thing you can do about it except ride it out.