@mattly yeah, I'm now procrastinating by reading their github issues. You can't disable ANY of the features they make money with (collaboration, AI, chat, sign in, etc.), even though every other tiny thing about the UI is customizable.
I mean, I get where they're coming from, I just don't want to be there. I think I'm just going to enjoy the honeymoon today and find a text editor that's not ridiculous tomorrow.