>"IN A WORLD... WHERE DEATH MEANS NOTHING"
>camera pans over Firelink Shrine
>suddenly JACK BLACK appears in full knight armor
>“TIME TO PRAISE THE SUN, BABY!” *guitar riff*
>proceeds to suplex a Hollow off a cliff
>bonfire lights up
>Jack Black stands on top of Anor Londo yelling “I AM THE LORD OF CINDER!”
>camera cuts to black, text fades in:
>“DARK SOULS: THE MOVIE — GET GUD OR DIE TRYING”
>produced by Illumination