I apparently didn't pick up on the fact that you were making fun of Urbit or "Urbitors", how embarrassing. ?
None the less, I did try to give Urbit a serious try and was underwhelmed/disappointed.
The Ethereum identity system is a giant barrier to entry, I don't have to mess with tokens to try other open source projects.
Once I got past that I found I didn't know what to do next and the stuff I tried didn't really work.