@Dionysus last november i threw up on my bed sheets and the floor but it was just on the bottom of them so i only wiped up the floor.
also see this hardened dry cum rag i had on my desk for a while just getting harder and drier over time. by the end i tasted it and it had a taste sort of like a condensed sweeted honey but it was dry and brittle like a soft light chalk like zephyr