I can't believe Karl Jobst is going to be sent to Australian debtors prison for mandatory American-style prison rape. The judge was quoted during sentencing saying "I hope they shove a whole pineapple up your ass you speedrunning faggot. Also your wife is Asian, LOL!"

Billy Mitchell was seen outside the court house flexing and shouting about being the "KING OF KONG". Hundreds of fans came to buy Billy's world class hot sauce.