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And I like cars instead of trains now, I mean … just look it this! At least I’ve moved on.

Why ride a 500-ton electric box on steel rails you have to share with 800 passengers when you can have 3 tons of chrome-clad excess all to yourself, to pick up a single coffee?

And most importantly, I wanted to contribute to the Oil Industry’s feelings of relevance. I just felt like ExxonMobil wasn’t getting enough love lately, you know?