when not-yet-bf and I met for second or third time, we were in a group of people outside. I started eating a really big apple. at 2/3 of it I had to give up and put it down on table. not-yet-bf asked whether I was done with it and started eating the rest, like the core and stem and all. I was really embarrassed about it, like wtf, it has my saliva all over it.

and this is how you fascinate a woman.