@wdormann
Windows: *does shitty thing"
Win users: "This is an outrage!"
Linus users: "Come over to Linux. We don't have this problems!"
Win users: "No! Linux is too hard/weird/[other myth or lie]“
Win users: "Whip me harder, Daddy Gates! Oooh yeah!"
Linux users: "Oooooh kay then... We're... um... We're going back to our games/projects/etc. Have fun with... 'daddy gates' or whatever."