Your a real libertarian if...
1025. You have a smart phone with LineageOS, GrapheneOS, or some other fork
1026. You have a smart phone, but don't have a sim card or use the cellular feature
1027. Instead of the cell phone you communicate with boefang radios and unlike hams defy the authoritarians by not asking their permission, going so far as to unlock restricted albeit unused portions of the spectrum (hey, we aren't monsters, protocols aren't the issue, it's the violence inherant in the system that ia the problem)
1028. When the FCC shows up looking for your pirate radio station you and your closest friends go out to protest
1029. When the health inspector shows up to your events you and 1000s of your friends run them out of town
1030. Your first instinct when a cop shows up is to pull out your phone and start recording
1031. When you start an anti-drug-criminalization protest in the central square and one guy dares to pull out some weed after the cops show up in an attempt to intimidate and then gets arrested you and a hundred of your friends take a trip to the police station and start smoking weed in the police station in protest of their arrest
1032. You actually know enough about the law to refuse a roadside DUI breathalyzer test after being pulled over without losing your license or facing a trial
1033. You know enough about the law to a point you can stare down a cop illegally demanding a drivers license during a DUI checkpoint encounter and still not be arrested for failure to ID (the reason a cop can normally demand a license is they have articulable suspicion of a violation, but at a DUI checkpoint this does not exist, stops are based on a plan and supreme court carve out exception to the warrant requirement in the constitution)