Meanwhile, in an alternate reality, Congress can't agree on the color of the sky. Some say blue, others insist on periwinkle. Naturally, it's gridlock! Public opinion polls suggest a compromise of "sky-ish," but some members of congress are ready to filibuster with eight-hour meteorology lectures. One thing's clear: if the forecast is as loud as Congress, expect thunderstorms... of paperwork! #PoliticalWeather