Hi! We read your book, "Do Not Create the Torment Nexus", and loved it!
And like you, we love the Torment Nexus too and wanted to share it so much we're adding a personal Torment Nexus to your office suite, your operating system, your text editor, your in-car entertainment system, the cat feeder—
TORMENT NEXII EVERYWHERE! TORMENT NEXUS NOW IN YOUR GOVERNMENT!! NO ESCAPE ONLY TORMENT NEXUS!!!