Because with Ubuntu server / headless, we don't need automounting of USBs because that would be stupid.
Ok. I'm going to try a desktop version of ubuntu and remove gnome and just go to console and see if that works.
And I swear to Eris if anyone recommends Arch, I'm going to dropkick a massive UDP stream in your direction.
I don't know what that meant... but it sounded funnier in my head....
Anyways... this is fun and good for my soul. I haven't been this annoyed by computers in a while.