Quick aside while I burn my day doing this.
I know how to do this...
...but all of that knowledge goes obsolete every four months.
But I know how to approach and learn this...
...but search engines SUCK now (an AI... literally, you have no idea what you're talking about).
Also, the Acer Aspire One netbook (DOES ANYONE REMEMBER NETBOOKS?!?!?! FUCK YOU CHROMEBOOKS!!!!) was the best piece of hardware ever made.
Ever.
Ever ever.
Okay, back to this. On my fifth iteration...
(apparently usbmount is no longer part of ubuntu packages)