@Humpleupagus No sir. It's just the truth. Actually yeah, I suppose I am "gay" in the rube stereotype way. That's what everyone calls the guy with some girl other scrubs consider to be a "perfect 10," or the ball-and-chain that loser reply guys spam all day on Facebook just to tell her she looks exactly like that crazy bitch who played Tomb Raider. When you see them every morning, it's a different story. I suppose you either know or you don't. Also, behind every beautiful woman there is some guy who is tired of fucking her.