Hello, John Shortstack here.

The shortstacks have become too tall and we can’t keep up with the top shelf demand, so we have to delete the accounts of tall female users.

Please post this message with a picture of your height and tummy on your account (followers-only toots and DMs wont work) on your account before 2025-04-05, otherwise we’ll consider you too tall and we’ll mark you for deletion.

I understand not everybody here will like this, but it’s the only way to keep the stacks short.

Thank you.