no but seriously there's material here. it's crazy how my coworkers and i all got our own distinct little drops of charm while our manager people are all the most aggressively uncool white men the labs've cooked up to date. and it's always a little sad when u get done talking with one of the nice old retired ladies here only to spot all the trump stickers and knicknacks on her purse and shit and meet her annoyingly excessively rich family