first off NEW CHARACTERS JUST DROPPED IN THE ENARGEIAVERSE
ANIME GUY: some zoomer whos studying economics and consumes way too much dbz and naruto and one piece and jjk. fucks with the mid 2000s sonic osts and ai voiceover parody videos. says he's basically dead outside of work and school so idk how he has the time to follow all that too
TRAIN GUY: only genuinely friendly one here, makes loud train noises whenever he passes through, wishes he were tearing trafficpoles up in philly after the eagles win. has some sort of beef with dessert lady
TIRED GUY: i hate [something about my job]. u feel me [deadname]?
DESSERT LADY: seems significantly older than most of us. keeps mistaking my sister for someone named emily. when i met her she mistook me for my sister, who she mistook for emily, and thought i was her but just starting transition to "turn into a guy" lmao